Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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