Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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