Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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