yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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