Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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