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There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
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