I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
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