the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
party gras won. party gras always wins.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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