Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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