Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I am never drinking with the goths again.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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