Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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