Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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