nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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