Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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