Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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