We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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