You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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