Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
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