I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
The power of my boobs compel you
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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