I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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