Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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