This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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