Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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