two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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