Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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