normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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