"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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