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In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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