I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
You've changed since you got that strap on
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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