You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
