White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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