have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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