anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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