when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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