Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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