He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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