i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
We had sex on a dog bed..
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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