S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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