Sacagawea was the original milf.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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