You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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