Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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