are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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