So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
He? As in you personified your dick?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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