I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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