the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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