Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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