so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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