Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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