I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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