He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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