no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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