I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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