Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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