That's intense
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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