You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
i think i scared a bird with my dick
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I forget how to act sober
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