let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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