My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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