C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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