Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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