What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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