Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
we should paint friendship bongs
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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